Pictures from last episode

So here are my thoughts:

Good Photos:

Marjorie- I know Jay gave her a hard time but I LOVE her pose here.

She's kind of like a giant's child reeking havoc on a city and loving it. 

Elina- I'm glad she FINALLY let go and they got a good shot in!

Biggest WTF moment of the week, Clark's porno ish shoot!! 

GIRL! Keep your legs together!!!!!

Natural Disasters

Well, that was a let down.

What a lame set for the photo shoot.

The girls were pretty much boring too.

You know what really bugs me though- the way the cw makes it clear who's going home.

Or at least close- it was so clear that Joslyn or Clark was going because the whole episode was focused around them!

There was no Elina and no Sheena at all in anything accept a quick reference in the photoshoot and challenge. 

Analeigh was everywhere too.  

I can't help but wonder if they're trying to build up Analeigh and make us love her (it's working, she's adorable), and trying to make us forget about our love for Elina and Sheena because they won't win.

This show is all editing.  Too bad I'm hooked.

The challenge cracked me up.  Fixing ill-fitted clothing is something us NORMAL sized people know about- and we can do it without it showing!

These girls didn't have a clue!  Why? Because their little size 2 perfect model bodies are what clothes are made for so all they have to do is buy it and put it on.  Boo on them.

As for the photo shoot- Clark was so unbelievably hoochy!! I can't believe they didn't mention it!  It was like one crotch shot after another!  Good grief!  

I was glad Elina let out at the very end of her shoot.

Naturally it was that last frame that they used.  Maybe it will teach her to be more free.

I liked Samantha's picture okay but I thought her face was weird.  

She seems to be trying really hard though so good for her. 

Anyways, I'll put up photo's later- they aren't on the www.cwtv.com yet.

Where's Sheena?

Sheena is not on the website anymore- on the model portfolio page, where you can view all of the episode photoshoots.

Why...?

Where'd she go?

Tonight!

Okay, so I'm in watercolor and we're having a critique and I hate watercolor because I suck at it hardcore- SO I'm blogging.  

To respond to Cara's comment- Tyra is crazy. 

The "Tyrabot" was about as accurate as it could get though- I think she really is a robot- I mean what else could her little weird tics be classified as except glitches?

The whole fairy godmother in the magic mirror thing was weird.  

Tonight is "natural disasters".

I'm curious to what natural disasters they will use...

Tornado... Hurricane... Earthquake... Landslide... Flood... Tsunami... I don't really know where they're going to go with this...

Late Start

Okay, so I know I'm getting a late start but I just though- wow, you know what would be awesome- if I could blog about ANTM somewhere.  It seems like everyone is blogging now about something, I guess I felt left out.  Now, I'm not going to blog about my life- because who cares anyways, and I'm not going to blog about my photography because who am I kidding, I'm not famous (yet) so- no one cares.  So the next logical thing is to blog about something I know about- well, I KNOW about ANTM.  

So, this is what this is: my thoughts about ANTM, inspired by ANTM, and in anyway pertaining to ANTM (including anything on the Tyra Show- if I manage to catch it).  It is not: a way to find out "what's going to happen next".  I do not look at photos posted before the show airs, I do not watch clips before the show airs, or any other spoiler-like things.  The only things I do see is what is on www.cwtv.com or the wikipedia page for ANTM (ps. it's amazing).  

Now, I know the show is like half way over- but whatever.  There will be more cycles.  

So...let's update, shall we?

So far, in Cycle 11 we have seen these contestants eliminated:

Brittney "ShaRaun" B., 18, Chicago, IL (Woah, she was so overly confident in that first show.  Thank goodness they put this girl in her place.  time to grow up!)

Nikeysha Clarke, 19, Bronx, NY (I swear she looked more like a man than Isis.)

Brittany Rubalcaba, 19, Henderson, NV (She was boring.)

Hannah, 19, Fairbanks, AK (Crazy eyes!! Crazy eyes!! Crazy eyes!!  Her ignorant statements didn't bother me anywhere near as much as her CRAZY EYES!!)

Isis King, 22, Prince George's County, ML (This "it" was fierce.  I don't care what anyone else says- it was not her time to go.)

Still in the running is:

Analeigh Tipton, 19, Sacramento, CA (At first I wasn't a fan, I thought she was overly confident but I love her more and more everywhere, and after watching some of the bonus clips on www.cwtv.com I love her even more. I'm so rooting for her.)

Clark Gilmer, 19, Pawleys Island, SC (Boring.  Blah.  She's just your typical pretty girl.  She could never actually be a top model.  Her boobs are way too big.)

Elina Ivanova, 19, Seattle, WA (I hate hate hate hate hate that horrible hair they gave her.  Oh, and I hope they make her do something really sexist for a shoot- it'd be funny.)

Joslyn Pennywell, 23, Lucky, LA (BORING.)

Lauren Brie Harding, 20, Charlottesville, VI (She keeps surprising me with good photos but I can't help but feel like she just gets lucky.  She needs to put make-up in her eyebrows on a daily basis, it would make her a lot prettier in person.)

Marjorie, 19, San Francisco, CA (She's so weird.  Isn't about time they kicked off the weird one?)

Brittany "McKey" S., 19, Lake Forest, IL (I liked her better with red hair but that is just something off about her that I don't like.  Tyra was all about her last episode and I'm just not feeling it.)

Samantha Potter, 18, Woodland Hills, CA (She's 18, therefore I don't think she should win.  I think she should be in high school, with the other normal 18 year old girls- graduate- then decide what to do. No 18 year old girl is ready for the world of modeling.)

Sheena Sakai, 21, Harlem, NY (I love her.  Although I loved her more at the beginning.  I don't like what they did to her hair- asian-ing her up.  They seem to be using her as the typical token Asian girl when really she has more of a black style.  I wish they'd let her be her.)

Okay...so the shows thus far...

Episode One- They should never ever ever use those horrible graphics every again.  No.

Episode Two- Clark is an idiot.  I mean come on.  And if you watch the extra footage on www.cwtv.com you can see how dumb she really is.

Episode Three- REALLY cool photo shoot.  Isis should have gotten more credit for her/his photo.

Episode Four- I hate hate hate Elina's make over.  Plus besides her and McKey there really wasn't anything drastic enough for me.  I want a white girl bald.

Episode Five- Crazy eyes can't walk.  The coolest thing about this shoot is that they shot it in a pool midday and it looks like it's in a volcano at night.  Oh and Nigel is so hot.

I'm excited about next week, the shoot is "Natural Disasters" which is bound to be really awesome.  The episode 7 shoot is "Caught in a Bathroom".  I wonder if they'll do an anorexic girl.  No one could ever be as good as Amanda(it was Amanda right?)

My favorite pictures so far: